I'm back for a second order, so that's saying something.
Vivian J. · Previous Variety 6-Pack✓ Verified buyer
4.4/5 · 37 reviewsMade in America
Spanish-style charcuterie · slow-cured, not cookedNot another
meat stick.
Jamón and Chorizo Quickies in one box: 6 bags of each flavor. 12 bags total, 70g per bag.
- 14gProtein, up to
- 0gSugar
- 3–4Ingredients
In Spain, this is normal.
$84.97ships free
12 bags · ships free · first order covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee.
- Protein per serving, up to
- Sugar
- Real ingredients
- Slow-cured, not cooked
- Shelf-stable until opened
- Made in America
The lineup
Start with both. Or pick a side.
First order? Try the Variety 12-Bag Pack: 6 bags of Jamón and 6 bags of Chorizo.
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4.9/5 · 7 reviewsThe funky one. Mild, peppery, a little tangy. 12g protein.
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Jamón and Chorizo: 8 bags each · Variety: 12 bags · free shipping on orders over $45 · Autoship always ships free.
How we're different
It looks like a meat stick. It isn't one.
A meat stick is cooked and smoked in hours. Charcuterie is cured slowly for weeks until the flavor concentrates and the texture turns tender. Same shape. Different food.
| Attribute | Santa Gula | Typical meat stick | Protein bar |
|---|---|---|---|
| How it's made | Slow-cured for weeks, Spanish-style | Cooked and smoked in hours | Pressed, sweetened, flavored |
| Sugar | 0g | Often added | Sugar or sugar alcohols |
| Ingredients | 3–4. Pork, spice, salt. | Typically a dozen or more | Typically 20+ |
| Texture | Firm outside, tender inside | Uniform snap | Chewy, dense |
| Finish | Clean. Paprika, pepper, salt. | Liquid-smoke aftertaste | Sweetener aftertaste |
| Protein | 11–14g per serving | Varies | Varies |
Comparisons describe typical products in each category, not any specific brand.
Read this before you bite
Tender, not tough.
That's what slow-cured does.
Most sticks are cooked, so they're uniform all the way through. Ours are cured, so the outside firms up and the inside stays tender—closer to something you'd slice onto a board than grab at a checkout counter. The natural casing is edible. Rather not? It peels right off.
- 1Pork, paprika or pepper, garlic, salt. That's the recipe.
- 2Cured slowly in a natural casing until the flavor concentrates.
- 3Cut to stick size and sealed. No fridge until you open it.
Where it lives
Charcuterie in your desk drawer.
It shouldn’t work. It does.
Shelf-stable until opened. No knife, no board, no prep. Keep a pouch wherever the 3:17 crash usually finds you.
- Desk drawer
- Gym bag
- Carry-on
- Lunchbox
What they're saying
“Back for a second order.”
4.4/5 · 37 reviews
across all flavors · verified-buyer reviews collected by Judge.me
Flavor is top notch without being greasy or fatty.
Vivian J. · Previous Variety 6-Pack✓ Verified buyer
Great snack for the whole family!
Marta · Previous Variety 6-Pack✓ Verified buyer
Delicious & filling.
Brandon · Previous Chorizo 4-Pack✓ Verified buyer
Ingredients are all pronounceable & recognizable.
Vivian J. · Previous Variety 6-Pack✓ Verified buyer
Pricey, but good tasting, I'll give it that. Definitely will indulge once in a while.
Jacob · Previous Chorizo 4-Pack✓ Verified buyer
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What is the texture like?
Firm outside, tender inside. It's slow-cured charcuterie, not a soft cooked stick and not chewy jerky. The natural casing is edible and peels off if you'd rather.
What is in the $84.97 Variety Pack?
12 bags: 6 Jamón + 6 Chorizo, 70g per bag, shipped free. $84.97 one-time or $72.22 with Subscribe & save 15%.
Where is it made?
Made in America, Spanish-style. The recipes and the slow-cure process are Spanish; production is in the US, so it ships fast and shelf-stable to your door.
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